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Anonymous
05-03-2004, 10:16 PM
being chased by two state troopers for 3 miles after passing them at 100 in rush hour traffic in the rain at night and not even knowing it, and getting a thousand dollars in tickets, and then laughing about it when i get 60$ in tickets and everything else expunged from my record, priceless

i was in the grand cherokee by the way, and the only reason they caught me was i was had made the time i needed so i slowed down, then they caught up a bit later
they couldnt write me a speeding ticket either, they couldnt pace me and didnt hit me with the radar, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

and you all pay insurance, driving on suspsended, uninsured, no licesne, no reg, 1300$ in unpaid tickets, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, fuck yall HAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

its all who you know and how you deal with them

o yeah, and i just got my new rates for the only thing i insure, dropped from 300$ to 160 a year, hahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

olderRR.
05-04-2004, 07:26 AM
Your rush hour is at night? And you can go 100mph during rush hour? That's kinda different. Around here, rush hour is anything but!

Friction954
05-04-2004, 10:02 AM
:rofl:

Anonymous
05-04-2004, 03:39 PM
this happened last fall, and yes, dc is matched only by la in incar commute time per distance traveled, and i can speed in rush hour cause im just that sexy

gntbldr
05-04-2004, 03:43 PM
and you practiced riding on two wheels with the other two on the center retainer wall :rofl:

gntbldr
05-04-2004, 03:45 PM
latest for me was 2 (in the cage) 19 overs in 4 days.... put me over the maximum amount of points and had to hire a lawyer... I'm keeping my liscense. :D

matt954
05-04-2004, 04:58 PM
Pip, you lead some crazy life, either your a damn good story teller or just out of your mind. I'ts hard to judge you through the internet but your hard to believe sometimes.

Anonymous
05-04-2004, 05:11 PM
i dont lie, i dont bend the truth, and i dont talk shit, unless someone talks it to me first, except when im kidding, i just live my life and enjoy it, im gonna eat smoething and think about whiping this soot off me, im kinda dirty

matt954
05-06-2004, 04:43 AM
well either way your entertaining to listen to. :D

Anonymous
05-06-2004, 03:25 PM
thanks mang, i enjoy having a positive impact upon other peoples lives