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: The List of Excuses


C420sailor
03-02-2006, 12:39 PM
ok guys, we have 6 months until the showdown. let's get a running list of the excuses for Turbo losing to By-Tor and vice versa.

"By-Tor installed an HRC engine kit, i know it"

"Some leftover diesel found its way to the pickup and fouled my injectors"

"Turbo's motor guy got his hands on that new traction control unit"

"The dirt covering my bike hurt my aerodynamics"


let's hear em...

By-Tor
03-02-2006, 03:39 PM
My only excuse will be if I get this job I'm after I'll end up in an academy for 10 weeks. Don't know if or when it will happen but that would be the only thing keeping me from going to the "Showdown".

But if I do make it there I won't need any excuses because I have the race in the bag.

olderRR.
03-02-2006, 06:34 PM
"I only let ByTor win cause he's black. "

1WHEELMAX
03-02-2006, 06:44 PM
"I only let ByTor win cause he's black. "


haha that made me laugh out loud man.

how bout..

I got screwed by my "motor guy", this thing was faster before I had him rebuild it.

By-Tor
03-02-2006, 09:56 PM
"I only let ByTor win cause he's black. "


BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!:rofl3:

Double R
03-03-2006, 05:38 AM
turbo will keep it simple "my bike isnt setup yet"

By-Tor
03-03-2006, 07:01 AM
turbo will keep it simple "my bike isnt setup yet"

Yup. He'll end up pinning it on his motor guy.:hehe:

keinengel
03-03-2006, 11:05 AM
i was thinking it would be something highly "technical" in an attempt to conuse us all in jargon... something about the "inadequate thermodynamic properties of ceramic bearings to dissipate heat as required in the intense and harsh environment created by my riding- these things are untested and new you know"

cbrjimmy1KRR
03-03-2006, 11:18 AM
Turbo will finally say "He schooled me because i suck."



wait..........is that more of a reason or an excuse?? :rofl:

just jackin with ya Turbie. you know you're my favorite duck owner :hehe:

11
03-03-2006, 11:28 AM
If By-Tor beats me again I will "Man-UP" and admit that he is the better rider.

Thanks Jimmy.

To be honest though, Out of all the bike riders I have ever met, mostly Honda riders and Ducati riders are the nicest bunch.

MV Agusta riders tend to be pricks.

Suzuki Riders tend to have egos.

Kawasaki riders I don't really have much experience with. Most Kawi riders I have met tend to be old schoolers.

cbrjimmy1KRR
03-03-2006, 01:01 PM
like the old ad says.......You'll meet the nicest people on a HONDA :cheers:

gntbldr
03-03-2006, 03:21 PM
" I didn't have rain tires on"

could be used by either of yous. ;)

459rr
03-04-2006, 02:06 PM
If you get your tires nice and sticky does it really matter what tire you run I think more of it has to do with the suspension and the rider .But thats just my opinion .I still need alot more experience before I start racing anyone besides cars HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Nemisis
03-05-2006, 07:43 AM
My only excuse will be if I get this job I'm after I'll end up in an academy for 10 weeks. Don't know if or when it will happen but that would be the only thing keeping me from going to the "Showdown".

But if I do make it there I won't need any excuses because I have the race in the bag.

If you get in I would stay away from the bike. You get hurt they can and will bounce you like a used up hor.