Three hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!.... She bought an air conditioner
2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly: "We ain"t got no 'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of
them new fangled warshin' machines!"
1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes
put together!... I was going through her purse the other day, lookin' fer
some change, and I found 6 condoms in there."
1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"
3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker.

:lol: :D