gntbldr
05-13-2004, 01:31 PM
KERRY AND GW GO FISHING.
Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to
call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic
presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election.
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest
between the two candidates to determine the final winner.
There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc, but a
week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things.
They decided the candidate who catches the most fish at the end of the week
wins. After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the
contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Maine. There were to
be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this
remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification..
At the end of the first day, Kerry returns to the starting line and he has
10 fish. Soon, GW. returns and has zero fish. At the end of the 2nd day Kerry
comes in with 20 fish and G.W.comes in again with none.
That evening, Dick Cheney gets together secretly with G.W. and says, "I
think Kerry is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out
tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he
is cheating in any way.
The next night (after Kerry comes back with 50 fish), Cheney says to
Bush,"Well, what about it, is Kerry cheatin'?"
Bush replies. . . "He sure is, Dick, he's cutting holes in the ice."
Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to
call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic
presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election.
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest
between the two candidates to determine the final winner.
There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc, but a
week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things.
They decided the candidate who catches the most fish at the end of the week
wins. After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the
contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Maine. There were to
be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this
remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification..
At the end of the first day, Kerry returns to the starting line and he has
10 fish. Soon, GW. returns and has zero fish. At the end of the 2nd day Kerry
comes in with 20 fish and G.W.comes in again with none.
That evening, Dick Cheney gets together secretly with G.W. and says, "I
think Kerry is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out
tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he
is cheating in any way.
The next night (after Kerry comes back with 50 fish), Cheney says to
Bush,"Well, what about it, is Kerry cheatin'?"
Bush replies. . . "He sure is, Dick, he's cutting holes in the ice."