Anonymous
05-13-2004, 05:58 PM
ill start this bitch up rite
this is how i roll
hey sluts, wanna fuck
if you didnt look like such a bunch of dykes id ask one of you to suck my dick
i had sex with yer mom
lets not turn this rape into a murder
put locker mirrors, you know from highschool, all over your pants, walk up to the hoe and go, you know, i can REALLY see you in my pants
once i saw this bitch at the gas station riding a beamer with the oposed twin engine set up and i had my gf walk up to her and say, you know, your bike isnt the only thing reknown for its smooth power delivery, how bout you hop on and give this a test ride
i called this gurl at the supermarket a sack monkey, then i asked her out, she said yes, shes annoying
if i was a sailboat would you be my wind, because i really want you to blow me
so, you like pizza?
i hear you give good head
my friend dale at a party with his friends, about 4 of them, and their ride left them stranded, upon being question how they were to get home my friend dale looks around, notices a revolting female of excessive carriage and responds, how bout we ride her home, shes as big as a buick, my friend dale is then promptly slapped with a chubby hand that unsurprisinlgy smelled of roast beef and peanut butter cups
from a hardcore bands website
"we were at a party last nite and this fat girl we don't like was all drunk and acting stupid she was dancing around and being dumb then her big fat knee gave out and she hit the floor. We all sat there dumbfounded until she started screaming that she wanted to die "Bring me the peanut butter, I want to kill myself...Give me a goddamn Reeses I want to die"
this is a true story
about 3 months ago when i started working at the gym i was drawn into a conversation concerning, of all things, masterbation, whereupon a female coworker asked me, do YOU masterbate regularly? to which i responded, yes. she then inquired, why? i replied that if i did not, my gurlfriend would drown.
back to reality
this is how i roll
hey sluts, wanna fuck
if you didnt look like such a bunch of dykes id ask one of you to suck my dick
i had sex with yer mom
lets not turn this rape into a murder
put locker mirrors, you know from highschool, all over your pants, walk up to the hoe and go, you know, i can REALLY see you in my pants
once i saw this bitch at the gas station riding a beamer with the oposed twin engine set up and i had my gf walk up to her and say, you know, your bike isnt the only thing reknown for its smooth power delivery, how bout you hop on and give this a test ride
i called this gurl at the supermarket a sack monkey, then i asked her out, she said yes, shes annoying
if i was a sailboat would you be my wind, because i really want you to blow me
so, you like pizza?
i hear you give good head
my friend dale at a party with his friends, about 4 of them, and their ride left them stranded, upon being question how they were to get home my friend dale looks around, notices a revolting female of excessive carriage and responds, how bout we ride her home, shes as big as a buick, my friend dale is then promptly slapped with a chubby hand that unsurprisinlgy smelled of roast beef and peanut butter cups
from a hardcore bands website
"we were at a party last nite and this fat girl we don't like was all drunk and acting stupid she was dancing around and being dumb then her big fat knee gave out and she hit the floor. We all sat there dumbfounded until she started screaming that she wanted to die "Bring me the peanut butter, I want to kill myself...Give me a goddamn Reeses I want to die"
this is a true story
about 3 months ago when i started working at the gym i was drawn into a conversation concerning, of all things, masterbation, whereupon a female coworker asked me, do YOU masterbate regularly? to which i responded, yes. she then inquired, why? i replied that if i did not, my gurlfriend would drown.
back to reality