There were three men in a bar; an Irishman, an Italian man and a French man, discussing their favourite sexual techniques. The French man, leaning back in his chair and sipping his wine, proudly says "When i'm fineeshed makeen zee loove with my girlfriend, I run my tongue softly down her spine and she floats 10 inches over the bed in pure ecstasy." The Italian man laughs and says "When I'm a finished a makin a lurve to my a girlfriend, I sucka her toes. She floatsa 20 inches offa da bed in pura ecstasy!" The Irish man looks and them both and says "Dats nottin, when oim finished shaggin me boird, oi woipe me knob on de curtain and she hits the fockin roof!"