A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is playing
like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says,
"No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should
I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like
you'd hold your wife's breast." The man takes the advice, takes a swing,
and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards straight up the fairway. The man
goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for
her lesson.

The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and
says, "No, no, no, you're Gripping the club way too hard." "What can I
do?" asks the wife. "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your
husband's penis." The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes
a swing,
And THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway about 15 feet.

"That was great," the pro says with a straight face.
"Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed
to!" :lmao:

:rofl: Gag :!:

LMFAO