This one woman was driving to a friends place cross country back in the seventies while on some back road her car breaks down... :roll:
So on she walks to find some help in the desolate place she is at.
Along her walk she notices a farm house a ways up and when she finally gets to it there is these two rednecks sitting on the porch sippin some lemonade and she asks them for some help.
"Excuse me gentlemen, my car broke down a few miles back and I was wondering if I could use your telephone for a tow truck?"
"Sorry Ma'am, weze aint gots a phone..." says one of the rednecks..
"Well how far to the nearest phone then?"
"Sheez... that's about 15 miles down the road. If nots moe!..."
" Wow, is it possible for one of you two to drive me to get a tow truck?"
"Why sure. but not till the morning since the sun is going down and neither of us drive at night and we don'yt let anyone else drive our fanaggled tractor and we don't have a car... If you want you can spend the night but you'll have to sleep with my brother and me seeing as weez gots no other place to lay down with my brother collecting all this junk and all..."
thinking on it the ladie says
"ok, but you two will have to wear one of these so I don't get pregnant." as she pulls out two condoms.
The rednecks agree to it and all is well... :D
so the next day comes and they drive her to the tow company and she gets all the help she needed and is on her way to her friends again...


A few months later the rednecks are back on the porch sitting drinking their lemonade and the older brother comes to a thinkin :idea:

"heyas, Izz been thinkin.... . You care if that lady gets pregnant?"
and the brother says "naw... not really"
"then why don't we take off these silly rubber things." :eek:


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