A guy walks into a whore house and tells the head madam he wants a girl.
The madam calls a girl
The first girl to come out to the man is stunning but she's $100 a lay. "Too much, too much" the guy says.
The madam calls another girl
The next girl is $50 a lay but she is a bit rough around the edges and has a limp. "Too much, too much" the guy says.
The madam, who is growing angry, asks "how much do you have?"
$10 replies the man.
"That will get you Bessy. She's old, but she's got lots of experience"
The man agrees and takes Bessy to a room. The man tells Bessy "You're a bit sore on the eyes, mind if we keep the lights off?"
Bessy agrees and they get right down to business. A minute in to it, the man complains that it feels like he's fuckin a knot hole in a barn door.
Bessy tells him to be patient, it will get better.
Another minute goes by and the man says that it still feel the same.
Bessy tells him to wait a minute and she leaves the room. When she returns they get right back at it.
"Holly Shit" yells the man, "You feel like an 18 year old, what did you do"


Bessy replies,








"I picked the scab!" :D

:x :x :x That made me actually wince, EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!