Did you hear about the two blondes that froze to
death
in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
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Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard that every fourth child born in the world
is Chinese.
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Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were
stuck on the
escalators for over four hours.
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A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes
checked for glasses.
The doctor directed her to read various letters with
the
left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde
was so mixed
up on which eye was
which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a
paper
lunch bag with a hole to see
through,covered up the appropriate eye and asked
her to read the letters.

As he did so, he noticed the blonde had! tears
streaming down her face.
"Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get
emotional about getting glasses." "I know," agreed
the blonde,
"But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."
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A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came
across a silver thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up
and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it
was. The clerk said,
"Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps things hot and
some things
cold." "Wow, said the blonde,
"that's amazing....I'm going to buy it !" So she
bought the thermos and took it
to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.
"What's that?" he asked "Why, that's a
thermos.....it keeps hot
things hot and cold things
cold", she replied. Her boss inquired, "What do
you
have in it?" The blond replied

"Two popsicles, and some coffee!"

:D :roll: yup pretty close

those are good :D