After his death, Osama bin Laden was led to the pearly gates by an
Angel.
There
he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across
the
face
and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped
conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted,
"You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said, "This is why
I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense! !"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a
long
cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the
inspiration to
pen the Declaration of Independence!".

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe
and 66
other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim
terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain the Angel
reappeared.
Bin
Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you
promised
me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you
in heaven. What did you think I said?"